An encounter with a man behind a counter…

the-coffee-bean counterHello. I would like an iced coffee with milk and sugar and an iced-

You want iced latte? Vanilla?

No. An iced coffee with milk.

You want iced coffee with milk or cream?

With milk.

You want iced vanilla latte. 

What?

Iced coffee with milk? Iced latte.

Ok? 

You want iced latte.

That’s an iced coffee with milk?

Yes.

Ok. I’ll have that. 

ONE ICED COFF- wait. Small or large?

Larg-

ONE ICED COFFEE LAR- 

Wait! I also want an iced mocha.

The Coffee BeanNo mocha. You want blended?

No, just an iced mocha.

No mocha. We have vanilla or caramel. 

Vanilla or caramel?

Vanilla or caramel.

Ok, I’ll have a-

You want caramel. (wink) ONE LARGE ICED LATTE! ONE LARGE CARAM- you want whip cream?

Umm. Ok.

ONE LARGE CARAMEL LATTE WHIPPED!   …12 dollars please.